Thursday, December 25, 2008

London

I was in London on 22 Dec and aside from feeling sick, having the play I was going to see cancelled and then skipping the second play, due to the aforementioned sick feeling, I actually went to the Tate Modern, because I wanted to mindlessly stare at their Rothkos. Lucky me, there were having a special exhibit on Rothko and their were a whole bunch more of his "late work" to stare at. That was good.

Rothko reminds me of quantum mechanics, specifically the ability of light to act like a wave AND like a particle. Light can be in two places at once. Stare at one of Rothko's rectangle paintings and think about that.

Kinda blows your mind right?

That is all.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Dans La Nuit, Des Images

A collection of video art ranging from the words of 'le charte des droits fondamentaux de l'Union européenne' (Charter of Fundamental Rights of the European Union) projected across the building to long videos including 'Étude de Danser' housed in Le Grand Palais.

The lights of le Grand Palais were off and the inside was as dark and cold as Les Champs Elysees outside. Except its the end of December. Les Champs Elysees is filled with strings of blue lights dancing in the trees and reflecting on the pavement. Le Grand Palais is similarly filled with the flickering light of more than a hundred projection screens.

The video art of various artists from all over the globe celebrates the end of French Presidency of the European.

But I'm not going to discuss the art- the art ranged from great to puzzling to bad- I wanted to talk about looking at art, how people do it and why, maybe, video art is a viewing experience more like the way art was viewed in the premodern world. Lets face it, visual art is cheap. No that doesn't mean everyone can now afford a Vermeer, nor does every street corner have a Rodin sculpture, but the work available in the world labelled as "original art" is so wildly available- even if it is crap- most people could say they have an original piece of crap. I do. Its a glittery fairy from the Venice Beach board walk and it looks amazing in my bedroom decorated by a 16 year old me.

So what's my point? Video art is different. Nowhere have I ever seen available DVD's of an artist's video installation - and Le Grand Palais is not the first video art installation I've seen.

The only place you can now see a video art installation is at a gallery, a museum or special event. Isn't this the way art used to be view?

Not to be unnecessarily pessimistic, but with the way the economy is going (and energy costs) entrance fees to video art projects are going to be incredibly high and possibly only affordable to the rich. Didn't art used to be only for the rich?

However in a more interesting vein of thought: How people view art.

On my first trip to Paris almost four years ago now I saw La Jaconde (the Mona Lisa). It was August, peak tourist season and the gallery was jam packed with all the languages of the world bouncing off all four walls and the glass box of the painting. And the snapping of pictures. It was almost impossible to actually see the painting through the glare of flashes, my eyes could adjust as the light was constantly changing, and ultimately, I had a panic attack. My own personal problems aside - I was disappointed that viewing art had been reduced to taking photos of it. It doesn't make sense, you're better off buying a gallery print, the quality of better. I suppose though you can't "prove" you've "actually seen it" with a gallery print, anyone could order one online. But that's the point of interrogation; do you "actually see" a piece of art when only looking at it through the lens of a camera?

Maybe the photo lets the person feel that some how they too possess that piece of art. Maybe for them possession is more important than experience- maybe for everyone. Possession is nine tenth of the law. But I don't think art can be a matter of possession, and I find the term "public art" rather oxymoronic. I don't think you can ever possess art. It is the artist's no matter who buys it, or displays it. The artist doesn't "own" it then, but the art is still the artist's. And maybe that's why I like theatre - or performance art - so much, it is impossible to truly possess the complete realization of the art. It is only an experience, and it will only ever be experienced. But then the question of film and cinema arises, but we'll get to that soon.

The debate's been argued before and by better artistic thinkers than myself, and I will leave their thoughts uncommented on, but personally I don't think you can "see" art through a camera lens.

I finally got my time with La Jaconde, less than a year later. And it is possible to see why its amazing, something I never did see when looking at prints and photos. The same went for Michelangelo's David. The beauty of the actual statue is some thing a picture could never rival.

How does this relate to video art? At the exhibition at Le Grand Palais I saw a man taking a photo of one of the video screens. I found this odd. How can you take a photograph of a video? A photograph of video art art represents the entire work of art even less than a photo of La Jaconde. There is absolutely no way to take the art with you. Yes, you can "prove" you "saw it" with a photo, but maybe you only saw that frame - or a blur of frames. The viewer of video art can never possess a piece of the art. They can only experience it. And in only being able to experience it the viewer returns to a time before photography even existed. Funny how technology turns the table on itself with each new invention.

Projected video on buildings gives the artistic experience to the people, whether they want it or not. The viewer can no longer possess the art any more than they have to chooce to go see it. Perhaps the 'le charte des droits fondamentaux de l'Union européenne' is the perfect piece to display in this way.

Scholars use the term 'mediation' to discuss how something is viewed. Before the camera everything was seen 'unmediated'. I find it ironic that with multimedia video art the viewer can once again "see" the art without mediation- that is, of course, when the video is the art: video of art is completely different.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

HOLIDAYS

My holidays started on Sunday, so I'm almost a week into them. And so far, so good!

I'm currently in Paris. On Sunday I depart for a day in London - with tickets to two shows. On Monday I head back to LA for a tan and my parents, girlfriends and a visit with a NYU friend in San Diego, who I'm dying to see. Actually, I'm dying to see everyone. Then on the 30th, I get off to NY to see everyone I left behind, who I'm also dying to see. Then on the 7th I leave back to the cold of Aberdeen to take exams that'll I'm currently "studying" for...

I'm sorry to everyone that I haven't posted in a really long time, I've been super busy and I promise to post lots and lots of pictures when I get to LA and then again when back in Aberdeen.

But to tide you over-- VIDEO!!!
Of me doing Scottish Country Dancing.

This is from the demonstration I did with the Aberdeen University Scottish Country Dance Society. It starts half way through, so my apolegies, but the quality is better than the other options on YouTube. (if you want more search 'ausds suscdf 2008' - there are a total of three videos, or ask and I'll email you the links).


This is from a ceilidh with the band Clachen Yell, who are absolutely amazing!!! The video's only part of the dance, but the band leader stopped playing and taped it himself. All the eight people dancing are in the dance society and are really talented.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

homesickness

Homesickness strikes at the strangest times this lasy weekend I went to a fancy dress scottidsh dance ball. I wore my long red and black dress that I've had for years and I felt the way I always feel in it - beautiful. And I was excited to be performing for my unis dem. I love the excitement of performing. I always forget how much I miss it until I'm performing again. And even though I'd turned my ankle and wasn't actually going to be able to do much dancing. I was thrilled. The evening was going to be lovily.

Then it hit me. All of a sudden in the pit of my stomach. Homesickness. Not for LA but for New York City. I wanted to be back at a ball I'd gone to 4 years ago. I wore the same dress and felt just as lovely.

It was a ball to raise money for a playwrights organziation and they had invited a lot of young playwrights to fill out the crowd. But that wasn't the best part. The dance floor was empty for most of the night. My boyfriend (at the time) and I had just enough to drink that it didn't really matter, but not more than would stop us from keeping our balance. And we danced. It felt like hours. Sweeping and twirling and turning across the empty dance floor. Until my shoe broke. It actually snapped. I got the Coat-Check person to tape it on to my foot with gaffers tape so it would stay on the rest of the night. If it wasn't for that shoe we could have danced even longer, all alone with the band playing just for us.

That's one of my favourite memories of New York. That night I felt like the whole world was right and nothing would ever be hard or go wrong. But life changes quickly. Not that I'm not happy now, I'm very happy. But sometimes you miss beautiful moments like that so much that they ache in the centre of your stomache and heart, which makes it hard to make more moments that are just as special.

Its hard to live in the present when the past pulls so strongly. But that's the fight of a life time.

Friday, November 28, 2008

What I Do

I've had enough people express an interest in reading my papers for my classes that I thought I'd post the first one. But a word to the wise, this is fairly theoretical and difficult. The next one will be easier, so maybe if you're not willing to attempt to wrap your head around how linguistic theory applies to folklore theory, then maybe you should skip this.

First a note on style: I am using a very peculiar style guide, all direct quotations are noted in single quotation marks, ex: 'quotation of other scholar'. All references were footnoted, which do not copypaste well, so I'm not including them. Please contact me if you really want them.

THE TENSION BETWEEN LORE AND LANGUAGE
Callan Stout
31 October 2008

As John Miles Foley suggests in his book, How to Read an Oral Poem, I propose to embark on a ‘pluralism of approach’ in exploring the relationship between lore and language. I will trace the history of folklore theory and how the terms lore and language have changed and been manipulated as the discipline has tripped and tumbled along its path, through various theoretical approaches and arguments over their practice.
The problem with defining the term lore is two fold; first, folklore scholars have not been able to agree on a single definition, and second, more often than not, a definition is only attempted as part of the term folklore. William John Thoms, the coiner of the term folklore, did not even venture a definition of lore in his scholarship-sparking letter, leaving folklore explained as ‘the Lore of the People’ (italics in original), which leaves us to assume folk means ‘people’.

Henry Glassie says, that by-and-large, Alan Dundes’ definition of folklore as ‘artistic communication in small groups’ is the most commonly accepted among folklorists. If ‘small groups’ means folk, lore is defined as ‘artistic communication’. This definition, however inadequate, leads us to the explicit inclusion of language in the realm of possible definitions of lore. Language is systematic communication, verbal communication being one of the many possible systems. Could lore exist without language? Is lore a product of language? If no form of communication existed at all, oral, written, signed, etc, anywhere, would lore exist?

Yet what is language? Does its definition shift and change like a sinking ship, the way the definition of lore does; Or has it been more successfully pinned down by linguists and linguistic anthropologists? Ferninand de Saussure says, ‘language has usually been considered as a function of something else’. Does that mean it can only be defined in relation to the elusive definition of lore?

Before the term folklore was officially (or unofficially) coined by William John Thoms in 1846, ‘Gentlemen’s Magazine’ proposed, in an 1830 issue, substituting lore for the suffix ‘-ology’. Lore takes on the meaning ‘the study of’, which is not used in common modern practice. In this suggestion the meaning of folklore changes to the study of the folk, which is a conception that has only arisen in the twentieth century incarnation of the discipline.

Dan Ben-Amos says the term lore was pulled from the Romantic vocabulary of the Eighteenth Century, ‘particularly that of the Scottish poets who sought to revive their vernacular writing’. Right away lore is associated with rescuing pieces of old culture from the rubbish bin of history. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED hereafter) gives as its second definition of the noun, lore, ‘loss, destruction’ a connotation that has proved inescapable to modern folkloric studies, despite its otherwise archaic status. J. Derrick McClure points out, ‘the fine tradition of folk literature and folklore […] has never ceased to flourish in Scotland’, but to the layperson lore is lost in the mists of time. In one of the many attempts to explain why I came to Scotland to study folklore, it was commented to me, ‘there are more castles in Scotland’ than in the United States. Somehow folklore is inexplicitly tied up in images of ruined castles in the popular imagination.
Language, however, has never been anything but a current phenomenon. Many languages not spoken by large populations are bemoaned to be dying out and language death does actually occur. Anthropologists and linguists often attempt to record dying languages before they expire. Since 1776 many commentators on the Scots language have lamented its presumed impending death. However, the general public does not commonly think of their language as something that can die. Lore on the other hand, is more commonly believed to be dying out.
When Thoms’s letter was published in The Athenaeum the predominate definition of lore, according to the OED, was ‘1. The act of teaching’ and ‘2. That which is taught’. Not until the fourth entry do we get ‘[s]omething that is spoken; information; story; language’, which the OED lists as obscure and only used between 1350 and 1450. This is closest to the definition attached to Thoms’s use of folklore and applied in the infancy of the subject. It is also the only definition that explicitly includes language.
A fifth definition: ‘Also, in recent use, applied […] to the body of traditional facts, anecdotes, or beliefs relating to some particular subject’, comes closer to how folklore is conceived today, followed by a reference to the article in ‘Gentlemen’s Magazine’. While this defintion concieves of lore in the magazine’s proposed way, it has not expanded into other disciplines and remains unique to folkloristics. Ben-Amos wonders if Thoms was aware of the ‘Gentlemen’s Magazine’ article or even the use of ‘lore’ for such purposes. If he was, folkloristics took a hundred years chasing itself around a bush before it got back to including the ‘people who have the lore’ in its study.

If Thoms was in fact harkening back to the definition of lore that included language, he would probably have conceived of language as, ‘The system of spoken or written communication used by a particular country, people, community, etc., typically consisting of words used within a regular grammatical and syntactic structure,’ the first definition in the OED. This definition focuses again on a group of people and their shared use of the same patterns of communication, which coincides with the definition of lore given by Ben-Amos, with only one major difference; Ben-Amos amends it to ‘artistic communication’. Ben-Amos’s definition is in line with his contemporary Noam Chomsky’s conception of speech production (more on that later). For the most part, in the early years of folklore, lore and language were separate entities, the mixing of the two as unlikely as a leopard changing his spots.

In our chronological survey of the chimera-like relationship between the terms lore and language, we must next look at the influence of Charles Darwin on the discipline. Darwin’s theory of evolution influenced more than just the natural sciences, the ideas also swept through the social sciences. Edward B. Tylor was the driving force behind the application of evolutionary theory to folklore. In this theory, humans went through three stages of development, savage, barbarism and civilization. The peasant societies of Britain and Europe were thought still to be in the stage of barbarism, while aristocrats were in a stage of civilization (folklorists included themselves in this group).
Shortly after the founding of the American Folklore Society in 1888 with its desire to collect the survivals of American folklore before they vanished, the editor of the society’s journal, William Wells Newell, ran into a unique problem; folklore was then defined as a survival from a society’s savage stage of development. American Indians were grouped in the savage stage, but researchers were collecting folklore from them. If folklore was a survival from the savage stage, could groups still in the savage stage have folklore? The term mythology was cultivated to solve this conundrum. Mythology ‘characterize[d] the living systems of tales and beliefs of primitive peoples’ (italics in original). With this distinction and the theory of human evolution, mythology could theoretically become folklore when a society progressed from savage to civilized, although this potential for transformation does not seem to have been explored.

Newell revised the definition of folklore to ‘oral tradition and belief handed down from generation to generation without the use of writing’. This definition foregrounded the oral nature of lore. Elliot Oring points out that the new definition expanded the conception of lore past the linguistic limits of the past. In Newell’s new definition of folklore, language is limited to unwritten sources, keeping with the prior trends of the discipline. The oral requirement restricted the definition of lore by parameters of language.

Unlike their theoretical predecessors, folklorists using the Philological approach, focused their research on written manifestations of folklore. A large part of philological inquiry explored the relations of the language of myths (they do not use the term lore) and their etymological roots. This approach relied heavily on the concept of ‘psychic unity’, or the idea that humans are psychologically the same, and therefore the products of human thoughts can be exactly the same. Aside from the inherent fault in believing all humans think the same way, despite any and all differences, the idea of psychic unity would often also assume unity through time, ignoring the option of a diachronic process of creation.

Through this method, scholars like Max Müller related vastly different Indo-European language myths to one another. Müller concluded all myths told the story of the sun’s journey across the sky. Through etymological comparison between Indo-European languages Müller traced word origins and meanings back to references to the sun, moon and stars. Müller was a Vedic scholar, and consequently used the Indian Veda as his ideal source of all Indo-European mythology. This complete focus on the written language of mythology has been relegated to the history of the discipline, however the extent some early folklorists (they probably called themselves Antiquarians) focused entirely on written language so soon after the coining of the scholastic title, points to the interconnectivity of lore and language, in this case, with language supplanting lore.

This approach is missing the forest for the trees, with each word the philologists traced a separate tree in our metaphorical forest. I am able to trace the word Middle-Earth through the many languages Tolkien invented for The Lord of the Rings and deduce that in Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi the planet ‘Endor’ means middle-earth. The jump between The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, two very separate mythic worlds, is equivalent to the assumptions the Philologists made. The orality of lore has been stressed since the very beginning, and a problem arises when this fluidity of oral lore is ignored. When lore is fixed as written language and only the written words receive scholastic inquiry, orality is ejected from the equation. The oral prerequisite many scholars use to qualify an item as lore precludes language being defined as spoken communication. The multiplicity of oral variants makes using a fixed written form as the starting point for explorations into word-use practically a joke, or the Philologist’s Folly. Specific words were not necessarily used in every single variant of a piece of lore. They interpreted language in a way that would later be defined by structuralists as ‘langue,’ separate from the study of spoken language or what they called ‘parole’.

The structuralist movement of the twentieth century came in two phases, first the syntagmatic structuralists taking direct cues from Vladimar Propp in Russia and later paradigmatic structuralists building deeper applications of structuralism past the basic outline of a folktale.

Syntagmatic structuralism broke variants of folktales down into pieces based on actions, resulting in a plot structure. The plot structures of different variants of the same tale were compared for differences. In this way, the basic plot of a folktale with multiple variants could be derived. Syntagmatic structuralism did not completely ignore language, but neither did it not acknowledge the variability of the language of each telling of a folktale, to stay with the same example. The words used in each variant were deprioritized and viewed as unique to each storyteller, but not important in the overall plot structure of the larger story.

For example, the ‘Cinderella Story’ exists in many different forms all over the world. The basic story structure could be as follows:
1) Widowed man is raising daughter, or daughters alone.
2) Widowed man marries, and new wife as two daughters.
3) Widowed man dies, or is rendered incapable.
4) Youngest daughter (Cinderella/heroine) is made to do all the cooking and cleaning by her older sisters, or stepsisters and stepmother.
5) The opportunity to marry some one of a higher status (hero) is presented (usually a prince, but in Native America a celestial being).
6) The sisters make Cinderella help them prepare to impress the hero.
7) The sisters fail to win the hero, because of some inherent personality or physical flaw.
8) Cinderella wins the hero’s love, because of her inherent kind nature.
9) Cinderella and hero marry.
10) Sisters are punished.

The actions of the plot can then be analysed for their relation to each other. Anatoly Liberman, in his introduction to Propp’s Theory and History of Folklore, reminds us that ‘a literary text [or folktale] is of course a system: its parts are organized in such a way that they […] refer to other parts in the same text’. Structuralists would analyze the plot points for internal patterns. In Cinderella the wedding at the beginning and end of the tale would be considered a balance, for example. This form of analysis was also applied to single variants of a folktale or ballad, however this method lacks any specific exploration of language other than as a bearer of the action of the plot.

The second movement, paradigmatic structuralism, was developed from linguistic structuralism and was led by Claude Lévi-Strauss. The new emphasis borrowed the linguistic vocabulary of de Saussure’s structuralism to talk about story (or ballad) structure. Saussure’s approach to structuralism lay in the relationship between things; an element of a system was only as important as its relationship to the other parts of the system, but not alone. He used the terms langue and parole to differentiate between the rules of the language as they exist in a speaker’s head and the actual spoken words, respectively.

The paradigmatic structuralism of Noam Chomsky, a later linguistic structuralist, separated language into two similar categories: Deep structure, a person’s understanding of their language, their basic grasp on all the rules; and Surface structure, the manifestation of these rules in speech, which includes all the supposed mistakes a speaker makes. Deep structure corresponds to langue and surface structure to parole. Chomsky’s terms seem more appropriate as they imply that the two levels of understanding have their own structures, which can be subjected to analysis, although Lévi-Strauss’s terms make the connection to language more obvious.

Structuralism has direct application to folklore, in particular the study of storytelling. Paradigmatic structuralists saw the syntagmatic structure (all possible plot variations of a single tale) as the deep structure of an item and all the spoken and written variants of this tale as the manifestation or surface structure. Bertrand Bronson described a ballad as ‘a fluid entity soluble in the mind, to be concretely realized at will in words and music’. Here the ‘fluid entity’ is the deep structure and the ‘words and music’ is the surface structure.

The plot action listed above would be considered the deep structure of the Cinderella tale. A particular telling or variant, for example the Disney movie, would be considered surface structure. The creation of images through the use of specific words could be a focus for the analysis of surface structure. Using linguistic theory to describe folktales unites lore and language in a way that makes them impossible to separate. Liberman explains that ‘Folklore presents an ideal case: “improvised” texts are related to the text known to the community and to active bearers of tradition exactly as speech is related to language.’ Specific wordings can foreground an aspect of the tale that is especially relevant to the community at the instant of telling, reinforcing the relevance of the tale in the modern community.

While syntagmatic structuralism allowed a researcher to identify related or similar plots of a tale, paradigmatic structuralism allowed the variants of a single plot to be explored in terms of their differences of action, or language. Although the discussion was not explicitly always about the language used in the expression of lore, the borrowing of terms from linguistics added a dimension that made language inseparable from lore. This differentiation is the first time folkloristics was truly removed from relying on any form of language as its study. Structuralism was the first theory to venture into the realm of the unexpressed (or later, the un-performed) aspect of folklore. This held particular saliency for Lévi-Strauss who stated that ‘to speak of rules and to speak of meaning is to speak of the same thing’ a statement with which Chomsky would probably agree.
The Philologists Folly worked on the assumption that the manifestation of a story was the definitive version. The distinction between the underlying rules or plot and the manifestation of these rules had not yet been conceived.

Chomsky’s theory of a generative grammar, which speculates on how a person converts deep structure into surface structure, leads right into performance theory. Performance theory looked at the entire event of a folktale performance. Performance theory aspires to examine all aspects of a storytelling event (to keep with our previous example). For our purposes we will narrow the field a little and focus on a single aspect. Dennis Tedlock and Dell Hymes have explored pausing, or the lack of speaking, in performance, which perhaps is the ultimate tension between language and lore. Without pausing, words would run together and a speaker would be very difficult to understand. Other types of pauses are used to enhance the story by building suspense or some such thing. Operating within performance theory, does the pause belong to the researcher focusing on language of folktales or a researcher focusing on lore? If you told the tale in another language would you still use the pause? Tedlock explores its use in Zuni oral literature and I am familiar with its existence in American English story telling, therefore the pause must belong to lore. What if I just tell a different story, in the same language, and use a pause for the same reason? Justifiably the pause must belong to the realm of language in this latter case. Perhaps there is no way to know for sure, and things like pauses must be studied as both a part of language and a part of lore.

To switch around the prefix folk and use it in conjunction with language rather than lore, sociolinguists have started exploring what they are calling folklinguistics. Folklinguistics deals with a group’s perception of their language use, how they perceive the language use of other groups and how they think other groups view their language use. This body of knowledge encompasses what I would call language-lore. Language-lore beliefs including thinking that people who use Valley Girl English are stupid, or that Southern American English users are uneducated, or that speakers with the Boston Brahmin accent are snobby. I have even heard multiple stories about a foreigner to America, who is a non-native speaker of English, mispronounce the word sheet to that it sounds more like shit and have to deal with the ensuing consequences. Stories in this vein make up the as of yet barely explored body of language-lore.

The relationship of lore and language in the study of folklore is like two siblings going through puberty together, you never know which one is going to start yelling first or which one is going to wind up being the focus of study during which decade. However, the continuous interplay between the two terms does point to their co-dependence in folkloristics. Perhaps the exact nature of the relationship will never be enumerated in a list, but the see-saw of lore and language should continue to be pushed as long as folklore is studied. As Bronislaw Malinowski concluded Myth and Primitive Psychology, so conclude I:

'Without words, whether framed in sober rational conversation, or launched in magical spells, or used to entreat superior divinities, man would not have been able to embark upon his great odyssey of cultural adventure and achievement.'

Monday, November 24, 2008

Winter Travel Plans

I think I might be overextending myself this holiday. But none-the-less it should be good.

Here are the plans:
14 Dec - 21 Dec: Paris
21 Dec - 22 Dec: London (yes, folks that's one night only)
22 Dec - 30 Dec: LA
30 Dec - 7 Jan: NYC

I think I should start buying carbon emission off-sets. Or at least taking actions which off-set my plane travel carbon emissions. Actions are cheaper than off-sets.

If anyone would like goodies, from any of these places (including Scotland. And, no, I will not bring back kilts, they are too expensive. But whiskey is fair game. But one bottle per person please.)

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Driving

It snowed yesterday covering the North East in a blanket of white powder. Filling in the crevices between cobblestones and the folds of the fields.

Driving south through the land tamed centuries before by the toil of sweat of our ancestors, you feel like you are wrapped in clouds, slowing watching the sun sink in golden bands of light between the fluffy white of land and sky. Slowly giving way to the all encompassing dark of the early northern night.

The fields are a patchwork of white and brown stretching on forever across both sides of the highway revealed only by the pale beams of our headlights fleeting through the expanse.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

OMENS

I would never call myself a superstitious person, but that probably has more to do with the social implications of the word "superstitious" more than anything else. I wasn't raised in any crazy belief system, or any "normal" belief system, if those even exist.
In classes this week we are studying identity and belief as applicable to the communities of the North East of Scotland, which makes you very aware of things that are believed to by extranatural (means basically the same thing as supernatural, minus any negative connotation). I also find it difficult to navigate the path between church based religious belief and folk (or non-church) religious belief, but that's probably due to my lack of religious instruction.

While walking home from lectures in the gloaming hours of the evening, through a small cobble stone alley between a stone fence and a wee house, a black cat came down the lane towards me. As we passed each other, she meowed, almost like a warning, and at the same time, from a tree above us, a raven cawed.
*see below for a definition of "gloaming".
If that's not a warning from the invisible world, I don't know what is. But the problem arises in interpretation. Obviously I've already taken it as a warning, but I've grown up in a tradition of reading black cats as bad luck, in some places they are good luck. Ravens have a cornicopiea of meaning associated with them. I only need to pick the right culture in order to understand a raven's caw in whichever way I want. I problem is deciding if the interpretation of the cat's meow and the raven's caw are from the same tradition of beliefs. Or I could take the neo-pagan approach and pick whichever one I like best and bugger-all if they ever existed together before. However, I think neo-pagans are full of tosh.

I am familiar with black cats and ravens being signs of bad luck, hence my interpretation of this moment in the alley as a warning of something bad to come. Although, I don't know what I'm being warned about. I suppose I could cast about in my head and discover something I should be warned about.

SCOTTISHISM #3

gloamin(g) (n.)
Spelled with or without a 'g'. This is a word you can't truely understand until you've lived in the far northern pieces of the world. There's nothing like it. The direct gloss into English is: "Evening twilight, dusk." But what it really means in Doric (or North Eastern Scots, its the same) can't be summed up in three words.

1813 Hogg Queen’s Wake (1874) 32:
"Late, late in a gloamin when all was still, When the fringe was red on the westlin hill."

Gloamin is the long slow sunsets, that last for hours as the sun slowly slides across the hills and behind the glens. But even after the sun has passed through the gates into the world beyond, the light lingers low across the trees and hangs off the lacy clouds.

Loch Feochan, originally uploaded by dunard54 on flickr. For more images visit scotlandinthegloaming.blogspot.com

Scottish Country Dance

I went to Dundee this past weekend, which is about 45 minutes to the south of Aberdeen, for a Scottish Country Dance with some of the other University's in Scotland. Here is a picture. Sorry I'm not dancing in the shot, maybe next time. But isn't that a cute dress? I feel like a princess and a ballarina while wearing it. Albeit, maybe the evil twin of the good princess or ballarina, but that's even better. Its more fun being the evil twin of someone sickeningly prefect.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

One Week Later

As I'm sure everyone is well aware it has now been one week since Barack Obama became the next President of the United States of America. Although that happiness has sightly been dampened by the sad passing of Prop. h8 in California. However, people are working on that problem and I pledge to join the fight when I am back in the country, if it is still being carried out. I do hope they succeed before I return.

During the last week I think we have caught a glimpse of what glory that will be the next eight years of America.

On a less political note; during the last week, I have acquired a boyfriend. Not to say that he is mine, as people can not possess other people. But we are so far quite happy together.

That is all. Thank you.

Ooooooh, I'm going scottish dancing this weekend out of town and will post photos as soon as I'm back at my computer.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

I Believe in American Again

I feel like I fell in love and won the lottery and climbed Mount Everest all at the same time.

This is a high that no drug could rival or any mistep corrupt.

I don't think I'll ever feel like this again.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Following from Abroad

I've been sitting at my desk despartely trying to focus on something else, but I have both the CNN and CBS results counts open on my computer. CBS has already posted numbers, I think CNN is trying to be more steady handed.

At 10:51pm GMT, 5:51 NYC time and 2:51 LA time, CBS says:
Popular Vote
Obama 67%
McCain 33%

But it doesn't say who is reporting from where, so maybe those are the results from Dixville Notch and Hart's Location, New Hampshire. To which these numbers corrospond to my previous tabulations.

Election Day Anxiety

I've decided that the reason I'm sick is because I'm so anxious about the election that my body doesn't want to work properly. I've also decided that this truely is an ELECTION FOR HISTORY. I know they say it every single time, but I feel this one in my gut. Sadly my gut is not telling me the outcome of the election, but it is trying to get rid of my lunch. To which I say "you ate it, you'll like it! God Dammit!"

However, if the New Hampshire towns of Dixville Notch and Hart's Location are any indication of what the rest of the country is thinking then Obama is sure to win. However, aside from having the honor of being the first town's in the USA to close their polls and report their counts, they do not have a history of picking the president. There just isn't enough corrolation between their past choices and the actually out come, to make this mean anything at all. But this year, they voted:

Dixville Notch: Obama - 15, McCain - 6.

Hart's Location: Obama - 17, McCain - 10, and 2 write-ins for Ron Paul.

Totals: Obama 64%, McCain 32% and Paul 4%.

Ralph Nader was actually on the ballot, but no one voted for him. I'm hoping these precentages hold for the rest of the country. FINGERS CROSSED!!!


I also bought a pair of dancing shoes.

Aren't they pretty? Now I'm a real highland dancer.

Monday, November 03, 2008

A Sad Day


Barack Obama's tutu ('grandmother' in Hawai'ian) died to day. Without her Barack would not be the person he is today. She deserves the thanks and appreciation of the world. It is because of her that we are so close to living in a world that will set the stage for the ideals of the future.

In Hawai'ian myth the spirits of the dead journey across the ocean to the horizon, and there, where the sea forever washes the sky in his cooling water, there, there is a gap. Just big enough for spirits to pass. They is where you all travel on our last journey. Past the end of the road and over the ocean, through the gap in the world and into Lua o Milu. A land of eternal sunsets. There we wait for the ones we love to chase the sun to the edge of the world, but we wait patiently, their road is long and they shouldn't rush. But we wait none the less.

The World should pick the "Leader of the Free World"

I recently found this website as a link on my friend's facebook page. Its really awesome.

http://www.iftheworldcouldvote.com

Despite how tight the presidential race might be in the US, the world thinks we should vote for Barack Obama. And if the world could vote, Obama would be our next president by a landslide. The only country that thinks otherwise is Macedonia (the former Yugoslavia). Mind you the site doesn't tell how many people from each country voted, but it does give precentages and Obama is leading world wide with 86.9% of the vote.

It's too bad that more people can't vote in the US election. In the Uk, if you are living in the UK at the time of an election, you are a UK national, a European Union national or a Common wealth national (Canada, Kenya, Melasia, India, etc..) you are allowed to vote. Which at first I thought was crazy, but now I think it makes a lot of sense.

So what the US should do is let anyone living in its borders for at least 1 month at the time of election can vote. I think that's fair. And maybe your address cannot be at a hotel. That's a good stipulation. Any thoughts anyone?

Friday, October 31, 2008

Running into the Horizon

Last night I got a tour of Aberdeen by car, from a student at the other University in Aberdeen (Robert Gordon University or RGU), a Frenchman in a kilt. From the edge of the port and along the beach road at night you can see all the lights of Aberdeen blurring together under the rain. And past them darkness, plunging into the stars. Its incredible. The lights of LA and NY seem to glow, throb and expand beyond all lights, they're almost intimidating. They make you seem small and lost in a sea of other people rushing around. But here I feel like I matter, like I'm big enough to do something on my own.
Maybe people are like moths, attracted to the light that eventually causes their lost flutterings until they die.

Enough silly poetic ramblings.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Scotticism #2

muckle (adj.)

This is a word commonly used by Scottish characters in movies not by Scottish writers. So you've probably heard it before, even if you didn't know what it meant. No, it is not a blending of the phrase 'monkey's uncle', but who could construct a sentence which rhymed it with 'buckle' and have that sentence actually make sense.

It means big.

To review:

'He no can gie me a hurl in his muckle lorry.'

-lorry is an Englishism for for the Americanism truck.
-Scots uses a different negation, as exampled above.
-gie Scots for give.

A Note on Scots:
-Scots is not necessarily a Scottish dialect of English, unless you believe the difference between a language and a dialect is that a language has an army. Scots developed independently, but along side, English. Scots has much more influence from Danish, Dutch, Old Norse and Gaelic (which at the time had seperated from Irish Gaelic, due to a Pictish influence), among a few others. Scots borrowings from French are dated to different times that English borrows and they were pulled from different areas of life. Scots was less influenced by Norman-French of the Norman Conquest. Also, English and Scots started from different dialects of the language spoken by the Anglo-Saxon invaders of the 9th Century. Scots was the language of the Scottish Court, after it was moved to Edinburgh. Although when James the VI and I (6th James of Scottish crown and 1st of the English crown) moved to London and joined the Crowns, Scots began its slow decline, because he adopted English as the language of his London court and stop patronizing Scots poets (like, stopped giving them money, not annoying comments). Maybe Scottish Nationalist believe that Scots should be recognized as an official language of Scotland, along side Gaelic or Welsh in Wales.

Sadly, I can't claim this as my own

The following was forwarded to me by a certain parental figure who will not be name.


The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that theprofessor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell,let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which soulsenter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls inHell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

Third Time's the Charm

The following was published in the 27 Oct 2008 edition of the Gaudie

U.S. Politics: Turncoat Endorsement

In a surprise twist to the constantly shifting U.S. presidential race, former Secretary of State Colin Powell endorsed Senator Barack Obama.

Powell’s long time service in the Republican administrations of the last twenty five years makes his recent support for Obama, a Democrat a 360-degree turn around. Powell is considered a middle of the road Republican. Conservative agitators are already attributing his endorsement to race, as Powell is the son of Jamaican immigrants. His opinion, however, is very respected among moderately conservative white women, a demographic some say Palin has stolen from Obama.

Powell served as National Security Advisor under Ronald Reagan between 1987 and 1989, and then as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the highest military position at the Department of Defence. Under the first George Bush, Powell was Commander-in-Chief of the United States Army’s Forces Command, making him the head of the Army, Army Reserve and National Guard of all fifty states and the territory of Puerto Rico. Powell served as Secretary of State for the current George Bush from 2001-2005.

In the wake of Powell’s endorsement the McCain campaign has stepped up their attacks questioning Obama’s character and his ability lead.

In an accusation strangely similar to that levelled against George Osborne for soliciting money for the Tories from a Russian millionaire, a letter from John McCain arrived at the Russian embassy to the U.S. asking for a donation to his campaign. The McCain campaign maintained the letter was sent due to an error on the computer mailing list. The Russian mission to the UN responded by saying they “do not finance political activity in foreign countries”. Under U.S. campaign law it is illegal to accept donations from foreign nationals. The only question left; why the Russians?

Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, also surprised Democrats, her opponents, by appearing on Saturday Night Live on 19 Oct. Tina Fey, a dead-ringer for Palin, has been making weekly appearances on her former show ridiculing the candidate’s policy positions and goof-ups. Palin took the appearance in good humour and did not appear upset about being poked fun at. She gave as good as she got from Alec Baldwin, who also made an appearance on the show.

Obama took a break from the campaign trail this past weekend to visit his Grandmother in Hawai’i. Madelyn Dunham, who turned 86 on Sunday, has been in failing health recently. Dunham helped raise Obama for most of his adolescence.

A Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby poll released Wed 21 Oct gave Obama a 10-point lead over McCain.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Finally Figuring it out.

I had an epiphany last night. I figured out why I suddenly feel like the loud, annoying, outrageous over-expressive stereotype that large parts of the world feel Americans are. And its not because I'm from the States. Trust their are plenity of people from the States here, in fact I'm actually friends with one (and no he's not that imaginary friend I brought with me).

I realized that for the last 8 years of my life, maybe more, I have been friends with and only with people in theatre. Ok, there were some people not in theatre, but for the most part they're in entertainment. Non-theatre people are strange. They're quiet and reserved and don't accompany all their speaking with facial expressions. And might I venture to say that I find that boring. There lack of expression makes me want to scream. I feel like they've locked themselves inside their bodies, or their brains and they can't get out. It makes me feel trapped inside myself.

And I know that they are probably thinking exactly the same thing but in reverse. I probably make them want to crawl deeper inside themselves and hide. I just didn't realize theater people were SO different until I left them.

Yes, theatre people are weird and crazy and outrageous. But I love them and I can't picture spending the rest of my life without them. And I don't care if "normal" people will never understand. They make me happy. And I probably never had a choice about it anyway. Right from the start I was cursed (can you be cursed in a good way?) to need people like this. That's what you get when you're mom's an actress and your dad's a director.

And now, a tribute:

IF THEATRE PEOPLE RULED THE WORLD

If theatre people ruled the world, all policemen would be dancing policemen
Street lights would be blue colored and come from above and below,
so you don't get ugly face shadows.
There would always be free snacks where ever you went, even the bank
Singing telegrams would actually exist.
Political speeches would have back up vocals.
All trains would always be 5 minutes late, but you could always expect them to be so.
Talking to yourself in the street would not be a sign of insanity.
and you could get a second rehearsal after awkward introductions.

Monday, October 20, 2008

An Update on Callan's journalistic endevours

This article was published in the 20 Oct 2008 edition of the Gaudie.

US ELECTION UPDATE
Callan Stout

Senators John McCain and Barack Obama met for the final Presidential debate on Wed 15 Oct at Hofstra University in Hempstead, NY, Bob Schieffer of CBS news moderating.

McCain vowed to step up his attack on Obama in the previous debate, but failed to keep his promise. This time McCain’s sword was ready from question one.

Obama responded to McCain’s jabs by explaining his policies. Obama’s economic plan focuses on job creation and tax breaks for companies who create U.S. jobs. McCain, preferring to criticize Obama than explain himself, pins his economic plan on baling out individual homeowner mortgages. Which Obama says will only dump more taxpayer money into failing banks.

Schieffer questioned the candidates about their negative attack ads. McCain sought sympathy by discussing the pain caused by negative remarks about him and vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin. McCain then accused Obama of spending more money on negative ads “than any political campaign in history”, but failed to cite any specific figures.

Obama argued 100 percent of McCain’s ads are negative character attacks. Obama hopes the campaign’s remaining two weeks will revolve around economic policy. The failing economy has given Obama’s poll numbers a boost.

In a 16 Oct poll on RealClearPolitics.com Obama had a 6.8 point lead over McCain. The average poll spread, based on multiple national polls, favours Obama by 5.2 points. In swing states (states not leaning either way) Obama is leading by 4 points on average.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Bad things to waste your time doing

a) watching videos of ferrets on youtube
b) eating cookies, really yummy cookies. hobnobs with chocolate between them cookies
c) reading you friends' blogs while eating cookies
d) ferrets on youtube while eating cookies
e) anything that is not homework and involves cookies
ENOUGH SILLINESS, here are some pictures of my recent class field trip to Adan (pronounce Aa-dan) Country Park.

This is a rainbow that lasted ALL DAY (and some cows. I'm not sure how long they lasted). We were able to see the ENTIRE rainbow. Both sides. That's good luck in Hawai'i.



This is a wee farm hoose (that's Scot's for house) that the museum bought and then moved every single wee wobbly stone to be on the museum proprty(that's Scot's for callan can't spell). I like the teal windows and door.


That's Achie(that's not the spelling, but that's how it sounded) Brae stone circle and Callan's classmate's kid offering herself as a virgin sacrifice.


This is Callan trying to break into the house of a brownie (its like a Scottish leprachaun, or a hobbit or a menehune. A small man like thing, essentially. I think they are legended to have powers. Now look at all that good folklore I'm learning. I could also teach you how to fry oatmeal. yes, seriously. This is a really long parenthetical).

This is a really blurry picture of the article I wrote for the University Paper. Which I have included below (because I don't have any more interesting pictures). This is mostly what it looked like in print. I was too lazy to double check all of what the editor cut out (mostly the interesting part. No, I'm kidding. I think my original was more bias. Fancy that, me being biased. The editor did a good job making it more fair.)

US Politics: The Presidential Debate

ON 7 OCTOBER, Presidential nominees Senator Barack Obama (Democrat) and Senator John McCain (Republican) met to debate for the second time on Tuesday, moderated by network news anchor Tom Brokaw.

This debate used the town hall format, where questions were taken from pre-selected audience members and email requests. John McCain favours this town hall style format and has been unsuccessfully trying to structure the entire campaign as a series of town hall style debates with Obama in each state.

The debate focused heavily on the current economic crisis. Obama stressed helping “ordinary families”, while also coordinating US economic efforts with international efforts to help stabilize the world economy along with the U.S. economy. McCain focuses on fixing the “cronyism” of Wall Street and allowing US citizens the chance to work without the interference of the national government.

The escalation of the U.S. economic crisis has seen McCain’s poll numbers fall steadily, despite the time he took off from actively campaigning to help on the bail out, which was signed into effect by Bush on 3 Oct. Other Senators said his aid did not have any significant impact.

Noticeably absent from the debate was any reference to the Bush administration’s possible move to take ownership positions in U.S. banks following the European model, in an attempt to stabilize the economy. Such a move would contradict the Republican Party policy of less government. A similar plan was proposed by British officials.

Tom Brokaw asked both candidates what their equivalent of the Bush Doctrine on foreign policy would be when they take office. The Bush Doctrine describes the policy of U.S. pre-emptive military action against any group that poses a threat to U.S. security.

McCain described his Doctrine as doing whatever possible to prevent “terrible calamities”, McCain added that U.S. actions must also “be tempered with our ability to beneficially affect the situation”. McCain did not elaborate on how he would assess the benefits prior to taking action. McCain’s judgment has been challenged after he sang the suggestion that the U.S. bomb Iran to the tune of a Beach Boys song.

Obama outlines his own Doctrine as being influenced by a “moral obligation” to intervene in world situations such as genocide. However, Obama realizes the US will not always be able to affect a situation and “that's why it's so important for us to be able to work in concert with our allies”.

The U.S. is the only industrialized western nation without a national health care system. Despite the common complaints about the efficiency of the Canadian or the British NHS by their citizens, they give all legal residence access to free or affordable health care.

Obama proposes offering all taxpayers a health care plan similar to the one U.S. Senators have. Those people who like their current health plan can keep it, while reducing the cost by as much as 2,500 U.S. dollars a year.

McCain, who is opposed to any form of “socialized medicine”, proposes giving families a 5,000 US dollar (2,500 for individuals) tax refund to purchase private health insurance of their choice.

Jerry Burris, a political writer with the Honolulu Advertiser for forty years and co-author of the book A Dream Begins: How Hawaii Shaped Barack Obama, commented “the debate was a draw”, explaining “you get what you want to see in these debates. The real issue is who Americans see as most ‘authentic’ and true to their own nature”.

Obama and McCain are scheduled to face off only once more on 14 October before elections on 4 November.

THE FOLLOWING PICTURES WERE NOT PUBLISHED IN CONJECTION WITH THE ARTICLE, but they need to be seen by all none-the-less.


Thursday, October 16, 2008

Third and Final Debate

I'm not sure how many of you have watched the final debate and aside from the obvious complaints that I have already ranted about in previous posts. Now I would like to discuss other points.

NUCLEAR POWER IS NOT AN OPTION. Despite how safe we can make a nuclear reactor, even if its safe enough to put on a boat (which is a silly yard stick to measure this by), the point of contestation is storage of nuclear waste. Currently we are dumping our nuclear waste into caves in the American Southwest. Now why McCain isn't upset about his, because his state is being environmentally impacted by this, is absolutely rediculous. The earth is simply not able to contain nuclear waste. END OF STORY.

Ya know how they say "the pen is mightier", I think this debate is a perfect example. McCain has a sword and Obama the pen. McCain keeps trying to cut up McCain, while Obama simply keeps writing out his policy and expanding it and refining it. And you can tell when he explains in detail his proposals. McCain just jabs and slices at Obama's words, which isn't getting his anywhere.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Scottish-ism #1

a hurl (n.)

No, it does not have anything to do with the American definition that we all hold near and dear, until a friend does it all over our shoes.

It means a lift, and not the elevator. Like giving someone a ride in their car or on a train or something?

Ok, but can you use it in a sentence?

"Christine has kindly (been) volunteered tae gie Dustin an Callan a hurl."

What?!? .

"tae gie" glosses as 'to give'. Christine is giving Dustin and Callan a lift up to Aden park tomorrow.

Ok, I suppose that works. But you confused me with that other bit of funny language. Why isn't 'tae gie' a Scottish-ism?

I don't think is qualifies as any kind of -ism.

Ok then.

Darn skippy.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving Grandma, Gordie, Kathleen and Kerry!!!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

"And I see the Promised Land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the Promised Land."
- Martin Luther King Jr

And I think we're so close.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Things I...

...HATE
Job interviews where the first interview is a you pretending to do the job they will potentially hire and then train to for. What's the point of that being the first interview, especially if they train you. I can understand it being the second interview, after they have deemed that you are probably a decent fit for the company.

...LIKE
Being handed opportunities without too much work going in to getting them. I prefer putting all my time and energy into doing the work, not trying to find it.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

New Develpoments

In a rather bizarre turn of events, Miss Callan Stout of Los Angeles CA is now writing an American Politics article for the Aberdeen University newspaper, The Gaudie. When asked to comment Callan said "words escape me". Callan was asked to the post after sending an email asking to be considered to write reviews for the Arts section. However, the rather industrious Arts editor after reading Callan's blog passed her name along to the News/Features editor. Callan's previous experience is limited to short articles for the Stout family christmas letter, which meet its unfortunate demise last year because of laziness and the mildly satrical writing of her own blog, the quality of which is questionable. Callan hopes that the faithful readers of her blog will not start taking her too seriously because of this new appointment.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Things I learned today

I met a boy/man who lived in a house built by the Glenfiddich distillery. He also worked there for two years. I found it very interesting that the company built houses for employees at some point and now they are still lived in. I don't think you need to be an employee to live there though.

I feel much more inclined to get involved in school things here than I did at NYU. There might be multiple reasons for this: 1) there isn't really anything else to do, 2) I'm used to being super busy and I'm not here yet, so school things is a solution, 3) I'm more interested in the school opportunities, like Scottish barn dancing, or 4) I'm trying to have the "college experience" that I didn't get at NYU. In addition to joining the Scottish Dance Society, I just emailed the school paper saying that I'd like to write for their arts section (they were advertising for arts writers and I think I qualify).

In Scotland you can go from high school (or their equivelant) directly into studying for your law degree, which will only take you 5 years of school and then a year or two of working as a "trainee" in a law firm/company.

Lawyers dress well, and since a lot of them are young, they are attractive. I like when men wear suits.

People here don't ask what your parents do. They don't seem to care. Which is good, because that shocked stare is really annoying.

Anyway... off to the dancing!

Sunday, October 05, 2008

More Politics: International Perspective

I can only imagine that some of you are getting sick of my political blog entries, so stop reading this one now if you are.

As an international student in Aberdeen I am mingling with a lot of other international students from all over the world: Kenya, Canada, Malaysia, Nigeria, India, Italy, France, Germany, Sweden, the list goes on. Of the few who I have briefly talked US politics with agree that we have to elect Barack Obama. He's good for the US, he's good for the world.

Believe it or not, there are still non-US citizen's who think the US is an amazing place, full of opportunity and the American dream. But still they do not think that McCain is going to help preserve this.

Now many of you might be thinking, why does it matter what the internationals think? Despite the ignorance of foreign politics by average US citizens. Other countries actually follow our politics quite readily because what we do affects them. Can you believe it? The choice of the US president actually affects the WORLD political scene? Well it does! And, although, the average US citizen might not even know that our sister country, Canada, is also having elections and those elections have also been quiet uproarious.

I leave you with this thought:
Expand your horizons, your decision affects the world. Pick who's good for the world. Obama.

An Update

Just an update regarding the other day's post.

Apparently McCain is such a "maverick" that he doesn't even feel the need to tell his VP about how he's running their campaign. But I suppose it doesn't matter all that much, since, like, she doesn't really have any thoughts in her head.

note: this is in reference to McCain's decision regard his campaign strategy in Michigan, which is to stop running, basically. So he's giving up in Michigan. One down!

Friday, October 03, 2008

The Debate

As I am in Scotland I missed the opportunity to watch the Vice Presidential debate live full of a room of yelling people. And since I don't want to scare my roommates, I'm going to subject you, my blogger audience, to my yelling. And like the advice given to Elle Woods in Legally Blonde: The Musical "Get angry".

Direct quotation from Sarah Palin:
"And may not answer the questions the way that either the moderator or you wanna hear, but I'm gonna take straight to the American people and let them know my track record also."

Doesn't that defeat the point of a debate? Why doesn't she just hold a private press conference and rant? Then I wont feel any obligation to watch her. But I think the truth is that since McCain & Co are keeping the pit bull penned in she's getting bored and this single opportunity she's getting to be out of her cage, she's going to bark as loud as possible about whatever she wants. If she was my pit bull I'd put her down due to rabies. (note: Palin quotations will always be in red, Biden in blue)

Question about tax policy:
If a small business is making more than $42, 00o a year doesn't that get taxed as a business not as the personal income tax of the owner? Isn't that why small business owners are supposed to incorporate or become an LLC, that way when the business fails they don't go into personal bankruptcy?

Here's a good one, in response to being asked AGAIN what policy promises she would rescind in response to the financial crisis:
"No there is not. And how long have I been at this? What, like, five weeks? So there hasn't been a whole lot I've promised except to do what it right for the American people."

I like that she is referring to her own inexperience. She basically says, 'I've only been on the national political scene for five weeks, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing'. (please pardon the swearing, I'm really mad). I also think that its strange that she doesn't think she can go back on any of her words, does she think it makes her look weak? I think it makes her look stupid. Or insane. Mark Twain defined insanity as: "doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Which seems to be what she's doing. Same joke, same question ducking, same memorized responses that don't fit the question, and her opinion poll numbers keep dropping. She's insane.

Hold Up, I think she just blamed the Wall Street mess on Main Street. OOPS!!
"It is a crisis. Its a toxic mess, really, on Main Street that's affecting Wall Street. And now we have to be ever vigilant and also...."

If you analyse her speech patterns she kind of reminds me of how a teenage girl would speak. And not a teenage girl on her best behaviour. She sounds like a teenage girl at lunch with her girlfriends and they're yakking about which boys they think are cute or which teachers they hate. I really wish she would use language that was a little closer to the news anchor standard that Gwen Ifill is setting.

I don't think Palin was paying attention to Biden's response about gay marriage. Shame on her.

I like how Biden is not scared to call out Palin for not answering the question, or making actual plan proposals. Good for him! Biden quoted Shakespeare: "What's past is prologue." I also think that you have hear Biden exhale loudly when Palin makes uniformed statements.

Palin is calling herself a maverick, has anyone given her an ego test? I think the word "maverick" has lost all meaning because the GOP says it way too much.

So Palin is telling everyone what she thinks the job of the VP is and in doing so she says that she wishes the Constitution would grant the VP more power in dealing with the Senate. Doesn't she want the government to generally have less power? Isn't that a complete contradiction?

"When the Republicans were in charge you didn't see a whole lot of progress there either..."

Biden is a much better speaker than Palin, he's so charismatic. I feel like she wants to eat me when she's speaking.

To finish off with another Mark Twain Quotation:
"...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane--just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."
- Christian Science

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Oh Aberdeen

Where the sun is always in your eyes.
Due to the Northern-ness of Aberdeen the sun is always low in the sky, even at noon, and therefore is always in your eyes. However, on the up side, it is never beating down directly over head and making your forehead sweat.

I don't think I've quite yet come to terms with the fact that I'm going to be here for a year. I think it mostly has to do with the fact that I've never lived anywhere so small, and compared to the places I have lived, so rural. If you stipulate that anywhere you have been for longer than 4 weeks as somewhere you have lived, I can count (in order of longest to shortest time):

1) Los Angeles
2) New York
3) London
4) Honolulu
5) Orlando

All of this places, in my opinion, qualify as big cities. Although I don't remember much about Orlando, except our apartment complex and Disneyland. Comparatively Aberdeen is tiny, you could probably fit all of it below Houston (the street in NYC) with room to spare. Except that things are a bit more spread out here. They have the silly idea that people shouldn't be all jammed up on top of each other. I don't know what that's about. I like being about to live on the 26th floor, above a butcher and baker and a candle stick maker and 25 floors of other apartments. The University library only has a total of 6 floors, and one of them is a basement, but it has full length windows and isn't really underground. Silly architects and their desire for natural light, don't they know that vampires need somewhere to hide during the day?

What all of this means is that I've having trouble focusing on things like school work and trying to find myself a regular hang out.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

My Life in Pictures

I will now fulfill all previous promises made in many numbered lists.

PICTURES

This is my bedroom. Why are there butterflies on the wall you might ask. A very good question. I put up the butterfly wrapping paper (other choices included "happy birthday", "merry christmas" and disney princesses; I couldn't do that to myself) because underneath the wall is very grey/beige, which is very depressing. Butterflies might be lots of this, particularly when they are on your wall, but the one thing they are not is depressing.



Below is a picture of the exterior of the front door to my building. Their are many front doors to the building, but only this one leads up the stairs, through another door and then to a door labeled "3" where you find me.



















Below is where the Elphinstone Institute used to be located. The piece of paper in the right hand window informed me of this. Cute isn't it?

However, the Elphinstone Institute is now housed in this building. Which, sadly, is not as cute as the former location. Mind you the Institute does not be any means take up this entire building. It has its own wee set of offices and a library, which is a wee room absolutely stuffed full of books. Stuffed, I say, stuffed.
AND not even all the books I need for classes are there, I often have to go to the Queen's Mum Library (no, its really the Queen's Mother Library). A lot of my folklore books are in the basement in closed stacks, which does not mean I need a library to retrieve them. It does mean all the shelves are on wheels and you have to crank them open to get to the books you need, which moves all the other shelves. SO you have to be careful there isn't anyone standing in the gap between the shelves that you are going to close. Otherwise they shout, which isn't an inside voice. They shout "Oi! Careful with them shelves!" Ok, I made that part up, but people do actually say "Oi!".

Above is New King's Hall, which apparently is younger than the King's College (not pictured). I don't have any classes or anything in here, but am including under that premise that it will make you jealous, which is one of the enumerated points I made in an earlier blog. For reference, click here.

Below is another part of my University. The tall building on the right is part of King's College. The rooms in King's are labeled all cockeyed.

So where am I on that list. Pictures? Check. Jealousy? Check. No complaining? Check. Scottish-ism? Could do better. Using camera for Skype? Failed. No more lists? Ummmm...debatable.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

American Nerd

The Story of My People

by Benjamin Nugent


"As fun as all of [debate contests] might be, debate is also something nerds do in order to meet other nerds they can hit on" (106).

I was going to say more, but one second thought I think that about covers it.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Finally, the answer to The Question

No, sadly not that question.

The Question I'm refering to is "Callan, what the hell are you actually studying?"

The official answer is that no one really knows. Even scholars in the subject can't agrees. I've read about 30 different definitions from just as many scholars in the subject. They all kind of run in the same direction, but each person will tell you that their definition is not at all like anyone else's.

Some scholars like to focus on the 'folk' part, or "a small group of people", although scholars can't even agree on the definition of the term 'folk'. Other scholars like to focus on the 'lore' part, which has an even more haggled over definition that 'folk.' For example: "the materials of folklore rather than the people who use it"(Dundes).

And this is all in contrast to 'fakelore', which are stories that people make up. Wait, you say, isn't real folklore made up too? Why, yes, yes it is. So what's the difference your inquiring mind might ponder. 'Fakelore'(coined by Dorson, an American) is made up by author's, so stories like Paul Bunyan or the Ossisian Cycle, as opposed to stories without known original authors like, ummmmm...... I think King Arthur qualifies, or OH! Cinderella, that one definitely qualifies.

The one thing everyone seems to agree on is who coined the term 'folklore', which is another interesting story. A man named William John Thoms wrote a letter to "The Athenaeum" under the psuedonom Ambrose Merton (why would you pick this name of all possible names?) and said that the term 'folklore' should replace the term 'popular antiquities' to describe this indescribable area of scholarship. Why the need for a new name? Well, 'popular antiquities' is too latinate a term, the English need "a good saxon compound" (in the words of Merton). Good Grief!!!

So please feel free to make up a definition of my realm of scholastic inquiry. Best one gets chocolate digestives.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Word of the Day

latrinalia: (n.) writing on the walls of public bathrooms.

taken from "The Study of Folklore", Alan Dundes (ed).

So, yes, I suppose that the writing on the walls of public bathrooms is something that could be studied by folklorists.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Promises

I promise I will
a) post pictures asap
b) write about something other than my complaints
c) make you jealous and want to be here
d) not complain too much about the cold
e) use more Scottish-isms
f) figure out how to make my digital camera video skype capable and then tell all of you.
g) answer any questions you have, but only if you send them
h) tell you what all the other international (not US or UK) students think about the US elections (hint: so far everyone is pro-Obama)
i) stop the use of numeral or alphabetal lists in my blogs

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Staying warm all winter with only one log

The "Old Farmer's Almanac" is published yearly and predicts the weather every day for the next year. This year this also offer advise on how to stay warm all winter with only one log.

And how does the almanac recommend keeping warm throughout the winter with one piece of wood?

Toss the log out of an upstairs window, run downstairs and outside to retrieve it, run back upstairs, then fling it out of the window again.
"Pretty soon you're going to be very hot and you don't need to turn the heat on," Perreault said.

Who would have thunk it?

Now Playing in Scotland: Callan

I've been in Scotland for a grand total of 91.25 hours. And yes, it is beautiful. No it has not rained yet. And, no, none of my roommates are Scottish.

I have three roommies, one from Malaysia, one from Kenya and another from New Brunswick, Canada. They're all really cool and I think its going to be a good year with them. And I have a separate bedroom I can lock myself into if necessary.

However trying to get anything done I feel like I'm waiting in a queue to bash my head into a brick wall. There seems to be a system of how I need to do things, but no one seems to understand the system or know what order things need to be done it. Very annoying.

So, so far I have accomplished 1) meeting my department co-head's, 2) being told about all the other students in the Folklore program - there is 1 other full time master's student, 4 part time masters students and 7 or 8 PHD students. The other full-timer is American. I knew it was a small department, but I didn't realize how small. - 3) standing in a lot of lines, 4) getting an application for the gym, 5) getting the application for the letter of introduction to a bank, 6) getting an application for a bank account (I need a phone number & an intro letter), 7) getting an application for a mobile contract (I need a bank account first) - anyone notice a pattern? - 8) and finally figuring out who I need to talk to about sorting out paying for school. So I've accomplished nothing. Well, not true, I got my Internet hooked up and I put away all my clothing.

I still don't really believe I'm here. I feels like a weird vacation, where I don't get to do any fun things, and then I get on another unbearably long plane ride. Its also strange thinking that I'm going to be living somewhere so small. And other people don't seem to realize that Aberdeen is small. I have a roommate who is scared of getting lost, but there isn't anywhere to get lost. Sometimes I streets are a little disorienting, because of how they loop and turn, but there's not where to get lost too. Besides the main town is surrounded by rivers and the north sea, so it you run into water you've gone too far, but not very far.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

BUY THIS BOOK

The Dreams Begins: How Hawai'i Shaped Barack Obama
by Stu Glauberman and Jerry Burris
available on Amazon.com and Borders.com

This book explores the early formative years of Barack Obama in Hawai'i and Indonesia. It presents the pieces of Barack's life that he and his opponents have attributed to shaping his worldview, without slanting the data for reaching a partisan conclusion, allowing the reader to reach their own opinions.

Stu and Jerry, both long time Hawai'i residents and writers for the Honolulu Advertiser, draw on their decades on knowledge of not just Hawai'i politics, but Oahu politics and pedestrian life to craft a protrait of Barack's Punahou years.

Stu and Jerry skillful use all available research to provide a look at Barack's time in Indonesia and give the reader the facts about his schooling while aboard, including his time at a Muslim school registered with the last name of his step father, and consequently his step father's religion.
I recommend this book to everyone who is simply looking for the facts on Barack Obama, not shaded by partisan spin or fore drawn conclusions.

After you've read it, please post your review on amazon or borders.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Gossip Girl

As with all prime time TV shows just about to start their new season, "Gossip Girl" has launched a series of alluring ads. Unlike all the other shows, "Gossip Girl" is using the negative reviews as a tantalizing carrot. The over sized bill board states "mind-blowingly inappropriate" a quotation from the Parents Television Council. Although neither website contained the quotation.

Mind you I'm not one to normally pay attention to groups like the Parents Television Council, because I believe in Free Speech and any type of censorship, even the well meaning kind, is an infringement on that right. And if that means I'm defending profanity, I will defending. If we give an inch, they'll take a mile.

However, when I first saw all the little middle school girls buying the Gossip Girl series books, I was curious. I worked at a book store at the time, so I picked one up and gave it a glance. It was vile and absolutely inappropriate for middle school students. Maybe I went to the wrong high school, but I didn't know anyone who was into the same activities these characters were. And the little middle school girls buying these books were not coming alone and spending their allowence on these books. No their parents were their buying the books for them. I was shocked. I would never buy those books for a middle school student.

But here is the BIG question. "Gossip Girl" runs at prime time, which usually means adults are in the house and watching, with or without their teeny-boppers. Is "Gossip Girl" targetted at an audience of 11 to 17 year olds, the age range of the characters, or is it aimed at 18-25 year olds, the group its more appropriate for. But then what 25 year old wants to watch a much of high school students having sex and smoking drugs? I don't. I'm much rather watch a group of recent college grads having sex and smoking drugs. So what kind of pervert watches "Gossip Girl"? Not me.

Monday, August 11, 2008

in Powell River

I'm in Canada as close to the end of the world as you can get without actually being there. The Pacific Coast Highway ends 26 miles north of the cute little town where I am staying. The highway, stretches out onto a dock and then down a ramp into the water. Yes, seriously. Its a boat launch ramp.

The name of the town is Powell River and I am visiting my Grandmother. It is so drastically different being in a little tiny town from being in New York City. From the big window in my Grandmother's condo I can see just about half of the main town. The town is located on the water on the main land just North of Vancouver, BC and Victoria Island. During the course of the day, I can watch the beach on an island just off shore slowly disappear as the high tide waters slowly cover all of the sand. In the morning the island has a pretty beige skirt all the way around, in the evening the water kisses the trees and the island looks as if it has risen full formed from the waters of the Northern Pacific.

Another fun fact. Looking the other direction out the window, way far in the distance is Comox, another island, where Pamela Anderson spent her childhood. A ferry makes trips all day between Powell River and Comox. Its weird to think a person like her started in a place like this.

A few days ago my Mom and I went and bought fresh caught fish for dinner. The northern pacific waters in this area are teeming (maybe less now than 40 years ago) with yummy fish: sockeye salmon, pacific halibut, jumbo prawns, snapper and more. So we bought some. We bought a 14 pound whole halibut and a 4 pound whole salmon. That's a lot of fish. I mean a lot of fish. The fisher filleted them for us, which was helpful. So we didn't take the weight of the heads, spines and tail home, but we can't eat those and Grandma doesn't have a flower bed to bury them under. That night we cut most of it up and froze it, so it would keep. The next morning I woke up dreaming about cutting up fish.

Otherwise this is the perfect place to retreat and write. I'm about a third of the way through writing a children's book and am hoping to finish it while I'm here.

The rest of my time is filled with small town stuff; farmers markets, church, caring for Grandma, waiting for the blackberry festival, making cookies for funerals and staring at the amazing view of the wild.