Winter has absolutely, undeniable come to New York City. And with it all the coats and coat accessories and coat check hazards. Despite all the coat wearing by the population of Manhattan and the outer boroughs people still don't seem to realize that the giant X carelessly stitched in on to their coattails to hold them together, is SUPPOSED TO BE REMOVED.
You heard me New York, grab your scissors, your exacto-knives, your flower clippers, your bread knife or your nail clippers and cut open your coat tails. You all look like morons from Southern California who've never worn a coat before. Just open up those puppies. I'm sure your coat will fit better.
Thank you
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Even we Southern Cal morons know enough to remove the giant X because doing so makes our cool weather coats hang so much better in the closet...where we get to leave them even in Decemeber. NEWS FLASH: Los Angeles chilled as thermometer plunges to 62 degees. Brrr.
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